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I am Phil I live in Tauranga, New Zealand I have a long,messy ginga beard and I am bald with a comb over. I also have a big belly and always wear a Chiefs T-shirt, black pants and I smell like lynx Africa. I love rugby and my favourite team is definitely the Chiefs.

One dark and gloomy night when I was watching the Allblacks Vs Ireland rugby game on my new sony 72 inch 3d TV, I sat on the remote on accident ,of course, and the TV turned off “noooo!!! the rugby” I screamed, so I picked up the remote and tried to turn the TV back on but It wouldn't work so I searched for some batteries like a fish out of water thinking they were flat, a couple of seconds later I looked in the couch and I found some batteries. Then when I opened the remote cover to put the batteries in I realized that when I sat on the remote the batteries must have came out some how, so I put the batteries in and continued to watch the rugby and after all of that, I missed the final score!